No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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