hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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