I'm gonna have a badass scar
My first STD was from a foam party
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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