Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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