I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
