I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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