We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
im holly from the hills drunk
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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