I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
