these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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