shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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