Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
My vagina is very pro this idea
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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