Pregnant stripper...not hot.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Randomize
