It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
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