So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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