we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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