There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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