So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
