So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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