i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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