his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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