Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i will never coherently bang her
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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