I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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