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It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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