Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
