I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I wish you could order shots online.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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