So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
She's like a pop up book from hell.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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