is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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