Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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