Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
my poor anus
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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