Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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