on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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