I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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