so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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