My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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