: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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