I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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