dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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