u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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