talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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