My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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