they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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