All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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