In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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