I want to stick my p in your. b.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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