He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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