Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
i think i just lost a toe
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