we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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