thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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