he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
She just used a chaser for red wine.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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