He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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